Dr. Zaius just smokin' a cig.

This is best APE, not monkey. Stop saying MONKEY.

The PanelEdit

Show NotesEdit

This time up, Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Allen, Jason Grade, and Josh Van Valkenburg take a few steps down (up?) the evolutionary chain in BEST APE! It's a simian smorgasbord with chimp mauling, racial allegories "what else are you gonna call a monkey?", robot space dogs, oral sex from fat hairy gay men, and Mike's empty childhood. This monkey is so good you'll want to shock it AND spank it!